#5 Kids of people you remember being at camp with you, are now at the camp you’re speaking at.
#4 You accidently walk into the girls dorm (thinking it’s yours) and you’re afraid, not of getting caught, but just looking like the freaky old guy. (Took me a second to figure out why all this girls stuff was in my room. lol)
#3 You mention Ross Perot from the 1992 election and realize most of the students you’re talking to weren’t even born yet.
#2 A student says “Do you know my mom?” I say “Why should I?” “Oh, she went to the same college as you. She’s in her 40′s so I thought you’d know her” WHAT? I guess I’m catching up Grant. Didn’t know I looked that old.
#1 You’re love handles are sore the next day after playing basketball. I didn’t know fat could be sore. WOW!
Old, but not as old as…(naaah I won’t say it. But you’re thinking of them)
Jeff
